two more large high schools having Prom (Yes on Mothers Day Weekend) (Yes apparently the people
running these last two high schools ain't tooooooooooo bright...........)
So you say what the hell's the big deal....well the big deal is I own a Florist that's been here for over 35 years
and these 3 weeks are
by the hundred's out the yahoo (no relationship to the internet entity of the same name) and all the drama that goes with idiot children trying to match a corsage to a prom dress that looks like it
was hanging on the wall at the Sherman William's paint research lab when it exploded...............................
Not to mention the fact that they "don't want one like everyone else has" ...Their's has to be "special".........
Hi Mr. Florist, here is my prom dress...what would go well with this ????
Young lady, you may wish to tie a pair of cockatiel's to your wrist............................................................
Yes indeed, wouldn't that be "special"...............
A Peacock's ass.................
So anyway, it been a hectic couple of weeks and one more (surely to be more hectic than the last) to go....so today I was feeling drained, tired, disgruntled and not a happy camper....then it came to me....go to u-tube and watch all 6 vids of Lewis Black on Broadway....So I have just finished that exercise and now I am ready to take on the Mongolian Army...I have a new lease on life.....Lewis brings out the best in me and assures me I am not alone in the way I perceive the insanity of the world around me on a daily basis.
Thanks Lewis....I love you man............
My sincerest apologies to Mr. & Mrs O. on the selection of this Vid..............
Well great! I came to try to cheer you up and Lewis did it all ready. Saves me the expense of...wait for it...Flowers! :D ( I miss those emoticons)
ReplyDeleteSherry, thanks for the visit...
ReplyDeleteSorry you don't have emoticons here...they can be very useful.
"a prom dress that looks like it was hanging on the wall at the Sherman William's paint research lab when it exploded"....LOL....
ReplyDeleteLoved the video. You'll have to ask Mr. O about New Zealanders pushing their island closer to us. Also liked the "and there's still 14 f**** hours to go" and a few other bits.
Skinny....I used to think I was the only one that felt like Lewis Black about all sorts of things...He has a way of explaining it much better than myself...Not only is he correct about most things he speaks of, he is funny as hell in his ability to show us our insanity about accepting certain aspects of life.
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ReplyDeleteI once spent 8 hours in a coach seat. That was enough for me. I could never make it to New Zealand.
Whit...I know what you mean..My flight home from Vietnam in 1969 was 22 hours flight time...Since that time I have been lucky not to spend more than 4 hours in continuous flight..but over the years 3 almost fatal incidents (loss of pressurisation at 34,000 feet, skidding off runway during landing at Washington National, and an engine fire) have made me opt for 0 hours flight time....I have reached that age that if I can't drive, or take a train, or go by boat I will not be there for the festivities.....LOL
ReplyDeleteProm time, yea, I drove past a restaurant Italian Gardens if you consider that a restaurant, Sat. night early, there they were, dozens of em. Looking like hood ornaments on a first time do it yourself car painting project. Wow. Really though, I wish them well, some of them will be wiping my butt in the nursing home in 30 years, they are'nt all going to be over achievers.
ReplyDeleteFringe....Thanks so much for that wonderful visual..I can see it all now...and hey, I'll be in the bed next to yours throwing soiled depends your way just for laughs........
ReplyDeletehaha! great video, thanks for the laugh. I've been a little cranky myself.
ReplyDeleteMiaay Bella cranky ??? Geesh I can't imagine....ROFLMAO........wait til you see what I put on Sherry's post then tell me drugs don't help !!!!!!!!!!
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